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  • Topic : Managing thoughts of suicide & self-harm
03 Apr 2025 01:47 AM
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@Dreamy 

Maybe we could fortify the oasis and barricade ourselves in! 🤣  And definitely keep the rest of outside work out.  It really hasn't given us much.

 

So I can't leave those jokes go unchallenged...

What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?

Ketchup

 

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore 

 

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

 

What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest

 

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field

 

My only plan for today is to take it easy.  I did just go down for a haircut, so i guess that counts.  Picked up some cornflakes as well.  Such a busy morning! 😴  I have a dinner tonight in the city with that hospital steering committee i'm on.  It's quite an expensive place, but I don't have to pay.  Such a pity I can't eat much these days. 😁  Plus it's Greek, so a lot of lamb and I don't really like lamb. 

 

Do you have any plans today?  Other that trying to keep the world out of course.

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