Had the worst night sleep ever...  Arrrr..1  Some one in the room across the hall,  at it, the whole damn night.

Drills ,   grinders, hammers ,  welder n blow torch.   Dragged up my drawers,   turned em inside out

first,  I do have some hygiene standards ya know.   Anyway. . .  shot gun in hand,  stomped the door down n demanded..   What the hell is going on in here.   OH its you @LeChuck .. the sheriff.  

Chuck looks up from his tools n says calmly. . .    I'm doing some work on my self...

Ok .. self improvement,  mans gotta respect that.  . . .   boom boom...

Then ..  what do ya know..   I wake again...   proper this time.. and here I am.  Middle of the street.  Trampoline size eyeballs searing down at me like double barrel suns. 

 @Glisten   @Oaktree   @LeChuck  @Sophia1  n  @Shaz51  All pointing there cash counting,  bible thumbing fingers down at me in laughing there asses off.  The time machine had shrunk me down to the size of a rabbit. !!!       

Thats the risks  ya take when you fly  Air  ACME..  I mean they're nearly as corrupt as Quantis.  You lot must have all time travelled, in business class cause you didn't get shrunk like me.  

Now I'm in deep poo.      Lucky my socks have got holes.     Faster than you can flick flies of horse shiit , I had my arms n legs through them holes,  so at least I looked descent folks,   I was dressed n running.

Lucky my socks  were  pink  lycra so I looked sexy when i dashed about,  Big boots trying to stomp me where ever I went.

Oh beaut..  A tunnel ..    I'll run n hide down there.    Mmmm,   stinks a bit in here..  Oh well,  See If ya can find me now yer oversized  knuckle heads.   OH by the way ...  ya all need to pluck yer nostrals.

Now as it happens,  that cow that t2guns bumped off for @Oaktree  was still laying in the street,  All bloated n belly side up,  n  that tunnel  T2gns  had run up .. .   well  do i have to spell it out for you.!

The walls started shakin n the tunnel started quakin   and then suddenly,  with out warning,   it just did what all respectful bloated carcases do. . .

                    K A      B O O M. . .! ! !.

After a comparatively uneventful flight through the air,  apart from some confused looking ducks,

T2gns  found himself back,  dazed in the dessert,  with a few tumbles and a thud..

Wiping  green steamy gunk from his  eyes  in lips.  he surveyed his new surroundings.  Stretched,

yawned n said in a pragmatic fashion.  .  .  .     I'm  hungry...

tonys 2 guns.. 🫨