@Sophia1    well thats just perfect.     I'm  laughing myself silly over here.      Mate  From what I know of you

Sophia,   I  think you were born to be a reporter...   I can see piles of folders,  ceiling high all around

and a methodical steam engine ,  bells and whistles,   printing press chugging over,  and spitting out the gossip  pages  and haberdashery sales.    

That'll  bring nice decent folk to town..   the kind I like to rob...

Ok . .   done drinking..   Get the gas bottle trolly n wheel me over to the rodeo.

RIP....   there goes my new britches stretching my legs over  Bruno,  the meanest bull in the west.

Little secret. . .   tonys made sure the bull drank more than him.  . . . .    the bull staggers,  slumps

to its belly,     four legs splay out,  north south east n west.   the crowd goes wild.   tonys 2guns.. 

takes the cup... . .  wait a minut.....  wait .. ..  who's that standing behind the bull with a huge balloon and a   pin...   @LeChuck ... .. BoooooooooM...... 

tonys  sails through the air... crashes through the roof of the  lucky  8..  and that looks like his feet

sticking out of the top of the piano. 

but what is that pink  rubber ring   around his neck.....   Naaahh   couldnt be could it...

Is that the Bulls   asss hole. . . .   

 when tonys eyes stop spinning ...better give a drink.  @Oaktree, 

give an old timer a hand would you.  think  i got a bulls horn  stuck in his,  . . . .

well lets just say the same place all his other stories come from..

Yes   cartoons are allowed..   I already put some up last rodeo.

tonys  2gns