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  • Author : tonys
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13 Apr 2023 03:06 PM
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@Oaktree    do you really think we don't notice your lipstick on our whisky glasses.   While your drinking,     I'm going through your saddle bags. 

 

Eeeeoouch.... ! !    bloody mouse traps in there.  .  . 

 

Well a name for the saloon eh .   Thats a good idea.    remember that  Tarantino  masterpiece

 

the hate full 8. . .    what was  that joint called.     Minnie's,     I don't even know if toon town stuck.   If it did,   then some one else has to name the saloon.   I have  a few cows actually.

Milkers,   and one   big old  bull .

They have little tags in there ears so I can put them through the community cattle dip.

Hands off megs. ..   rustlings  a  hangin   offence .! 

 

I have eaten a few goats,   but I mostly  eat fish and roo's.   They are always totally happy

until suddenly  there . . .  not. .   sounds awful ,   sorry.   but the big fellers got to eat.

 

OH  and theres so many chooks running around here,   occasionally one flies into the pot.

 

My pigs are sacred.  No one eats my pigs. .

 

I like the collar idea. .    you know ,  I'm going to give it some serious thought.

I dyed the goats and a couple of the chooks different colours for the last Christmas do

 We had here.

Very carefully I ask. . . .  how come littlefoot cant have a drink. . ?  And I learnt something

No need to wash glasses,   just detracts from the flavour.  

 

I  did  poke my hand through the cage to feed @Sophia1   A chunk of some bible  salesmen

 

and lost my hand in the  prosses ,  Now its just a waiting game till my hand re appears

so I can reconnect it.    Hope it comes out with the   5th  ace still in it.  I gotta bet riddin.

 

@LeChuck    You haven't touched the sandwiches I left on the bar.  I  don't see the 

blow flies  complaining.    Actually  look at the cute eyes on that one.  Sweet little blowies

Like the song says. . .   they only have eyes for you.  .  .  . 

 

nite   all            tonys 2guns...

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

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