Introduction

[Glisten]

BAHAHA! 😂 HAHAHA 🤣 

“wiping their porridge n bean fingers all over @Meggle s  pretty new curtains and rubbing her new cats fur the wrong way”

😂😆🤣

My sides hurt and people in the next apartment are getting confused.

[tonys]

Glad you liked.  @Glisten .  Bless ya mate. Been on Sane a couple of years and always thought it needed just a few more smiles.  

So . .   Been watching you.  Boots up on the table,  stabbing one eyed stairs round the saloon from the rim of a low slung slouch hat,  and polishing that hand cannon till it  @Glisten s.     I  aint quite got ya pegged.   Black smith ,    carpenter,    bounty hunter..?

All 3 I'll bet.     You make the pine boxes,     make the guns,     n then use em to fill the boxes...

Damn  girl,    Thats just plain  cold. 

well   5  card draw,   aces high,    who's   dealin..

Hey   @Oaktree   Don't worry about  the flow of the story.   Hell,   I don't even understand the BS,  I write.  Can even change story at a moments notice if you wish.

Same as playing cards.   Nothing,   sad n serious, unless it fiction..  Crises free zone ..    You said you like to write.

whenever you want to spin a fanciful tale,    mate,   no judgements,   just press the go button on your pencil n hang on for the ride.   

OH   Late word from our sponsors.   No animals, or children were killed in the production of all these posts. . .     Happy trails hombres..   

T2guns. 

[Glisten]

Introduction to Six Neds in Search of an Author 

Narrator:  What TG @tonys  couldn’t see was @LeChuck   cleverly disguised wearing a false room.

@tonys : @LeChuck  I didn’t recognise you in that false room!

@LeChuck : Well I was only wearing it to keep the rain off. I wouldn’t wear it out of doors, of course.

@tonysIntroduction: Of course. Let me help you off with it.

@LeChuck : Thank you. Good heavens! We’re outside and it’s raining in the direction of down!

@tonys : We’d better put your room on in the direction of on!

@LeChuck : That’s better. It’s much warmer with this direction on. Now TwoGuns, pull up a chair and sit down.

@tonys : I’d rather stand, if you don’t mind.

@LeChuck :  Pull up a floor then

[tonys]

Don't go thinking ol tony2guns  doesn't know the start of a worm hole when he sees it @Glisten 

See. . . As it happens,   I bought me a black hole  from   Acme,   for just such occasions. . Out in the back yard.   Keep it plugged in  just in case...    No,  NO...!    not that..     That the out house..  Damn.

well don't worry I'll get the hose n a peg for yer nose..      Anyway,   as it happens, I've plumbed your worm hole  into my black hole.. 

Now  just hang on there a minut ,   moderators. .    It ain't  what you think alright.   Get you mind outta there

.. OK  pay attention critters,  heres how this is going to work.   So   ,  I'm in @LeChuck s  worm hole,  sitting on the floor you say.  @Glisten..  @Oaktree  @Sophia1  n  @Shaz51   all in there too,  grinnin over there

cannon size shot guns, stuffed full of washing machine parts n such.  Me trembling,  growing wet patch round my boots,   But    I flip this switch n we all go back in time to my black whole filled full of

 bear traps,   n  rusty sardine  tins,   fish scraps  n  worse than that. . .  my  old socks.!        Yeee   Haaaaa     Its startin to work.   My pizza coming out of my mouth n reassembling itself in my hands..

What .. ..   What's  that ya say  @Glisten   Matter . . . .   Anti   matter ,    so what  ,     whats the big  deal  

BOOOOOOOMMM !!!!..

So  @Oaktree   I stopped having a clue what were on about 3 pages ago.   and I do get why people n critters just walk away..    LOL...  https://youtu.be/RAwu30MWHH8?si=YE5ycKymyYUVhR43 

Have fun folks..

tony2guns.. 

[Oaktree]

@tonys @Glisten @LeChuck @Sophia1 @Shaz51 

So the cut throat  gang aka @tonys smelly relatives finished licking the bbq beans off their fingers. They used Meggles’ curtains as napkins afterwards. Then they got up to go looking for Tonys two guns. Little did they know that Tonys two guns and his cronies had taken a little ride in a room that was actually a time machine. 
Next thing ya know a mysterious square turns up in the middle of the street. The room was back and out stumbled Tonys two guns, the Sheriff, Meggle, Sophia and Shaz. They looked dazzled by the sunshine. Where had they been? It wasn’t clear but they all looked a little confused! The cut throat gang approached Tony’s two guns…

Meggle

[Glisten]

@tonys  “Ain’t no Nambie-Pambie” 🤣

[tonys]

T2guns  is a plotting and a scheming,   Got a few gift vouchers for the Acme dastardly deeds,  monster

sale..  

So..    will be back tomorrow night.

On a gentle note..   How are you coping @LeChuck ..   I know that grey fog has rolled in on you a little.

Mate..   Think about all that you have achieved with you diplomas n all.   We are all so proud of you.

We love you and we are all here to play,  soon as your up to returning,  Take all the time you need

partner.    Just come back  some time..   @Glisten  @Oaktree  @Sophia1  @Shaz51  n all..    

T2guns..

[Glisten]

@tonys,  an intermission in the Broadcast. 
My father’s preferred education for me was a radio show, called The Goon Show.

“Would you like to sit? Pull up chair. 
“I’d rather stand if you don’t mind.”

”Well, pull up a floor.”

 @LeChuck Le what are your Diplomas? Where did you get them?

[tonys]

Ahhh,  Well thats clever @Oaktree  I do remember the goons but never had the time to delve.  I did notice the change in format..  Like a script.  Well It doesn't matter where you get your toys.

So long as your playing.  I think play helps turn back the aging clock in us.

The things I do to the English language, are nothing short of war crimes.  Can't  find a word. . .

I just make one up.  Thats why no one in rehab will play scrabble with me anymore. 

I like your,  have a go style mate. 

OH  6ft 5 n  a couple of feet round I guess. . . .    Well just in case your measuring me up for a pine box.   Less of course you put me through the mincer,,

Sleep well my fun friend.                pistols at dusk.   Oh  if you get a chance can you pick up  @Oaktree s, curtains from the laundry please.    Ran out of news paper in the dunny..

OH thats bad.   Just kidding Meggle.     Ok  nite folks   @LeChuck  masters in horticulture. n sheriff 

@Oaktree   Master chef n cocktail concocter,  @Sophia1  Corrupt paper proprietor.  @Glisten 

Pinkerton n chippy,   and me. . . . Obstruction in sewer pipe, pending town council meeting. 

Gnite gentle people.      

[Glisten]

!!! PAHAHA 😂