Introduction

[LeChuck]

Hey there lovely buddies!

I've only skimmed the posts but, 1. Loving it, and 2, glad you're all still well and a bit nuts, me too!

@tonys good to know there's no blood feud, I'm revived better and more powerful than ever, as a cyborg and you were just being your ragamuffin self if a little darker than sometimes. Now that I've got some perspective I'm kinda loving the dark side. Honestly I reckon it's pretty impressive that you've lived in my china store for so long without smashing a plate. Don't worry though this plate went into the wormhole and came out as good as new. Tell you what you'd better check yourself before you go in for an arm wrestle though. 100% steel cable in this arm. @Oaktree SO intrigued by this square. I mean, we are just getting wild in the wild west. I'm half robot and now we're flaunting the space time continuum. Obsessed. And @Glisten landscape design and horticulture. Probs an anonymity risk down the track there because I intend to be Australia's most famous, celebrated, and openly bipolar designer some day, but let's worry about that in 10 years once I achieve it hey? For now I'd much rather share achievements with friends and be a lil proud of myself!

Still having issues, but I'm getting done what I need to get done and I'm working on myself and what else can you try and do?

Love to you all xx lechuck

[Glisten]

@LeChuck   Coincidentally my son did the same Diploma as you. No competition for you because he finished his Degree in Audio Engineering about 5 minutes ago. Go figure. Anywho.

You be 👑 of all Landscape Design. Go get it!

[Glisten]

@LeChuck @Oaktree @tonys @Sophia1 @Shaz51 

In our last episode…

The cut throat gang aka @tonys smelly relatives finished licking the bbq beans off their fingers.

They used Meggles' curtains as napkins afterwards. Then they got up to go looking for Tonys two guns. Little did they know that Tonys two guns and his cronies had taken a little ride in a room that was actually a time machine.

Next thing ya know a mysterious square turns up in the middle of the street. The room was back and out stumbled Tonys two guns, the Sheriff, Meggle, Sophia and Shaz. They looked dazzled by the sunshine. Where had they been? It wasn't clear but they all looked a little confused! The cut throat gang approached Tony's two guns….

His back turned to them, while he slurped Beans from an Acme iron frying pan. The varmints residing in TTG’s beard enjoying saucy morsels clinging to the wire-like hair...

[tonys]

Had the worst night sleep ever...  Arrrr..1  Some one in the room across the hall,  at it, the whole damn night.

Drills ,   grinders, hammers ,  welder n blow torch.   Dragged up my drawers,   turned em inside out

first,  I do have some hygiene standards ya know.   Anyway. . .  shot gun in hand,  stomped the door down n demanded..   What the hell is going on in here.   OH its you @LeChuck .. the sheriff.  

Chuck looks up from his tools n says calmly. . .    I'm doing some work on my self...

Ok .. self improvement,  mans gotta respect that.  . . .   boom boom...

Then ..  what do ya know..   I wake again...   proper this time.. and here I am.  Middle of the street.  Trampoline size eyeballs searing down at me like double barrel suns. 

 @Glisten   @Oaktree   @LeChuck  @Sophia1  n  @Shaz51  All pointing there cash counting,  bible thumbing fingers down at me in laughing there asses off.  The time machine had shrunk me down to the size of a rabbit. !!!       

Thats the risks  ya take when you fly  Air  ACME..  I mean they're nearly as corrupt as Quantis.  You lot must have all time travelled, in business class cause you didn't get shrunk like me.  

Now I'm in deep poo.      Lucky my socks have got holes.     Faster than you can flick flies of horse shiit , I had my arms n legs through them holes,  so at least I looked descent folks,   I was dressed n running.

Lucky my socks  were  pink  lycra so I looked sexy when i dashed about,  Big boots trying to stomp me where ever I went.

Oh beaut..  A tunnel ..    I'll run n hide down there.    Mmmm,   stinks a bit in here..  Oh well,  See If ya can find me now yer oversized  knuckle heads.   OH by the way ...  ya all need to pluck yer nostrals.

Now as it happens,  that cow that t2guns bumped off for @Oaktree  was still laying in the street,  All bloated n belly side up,  n  that tunnel  T2gns  had run up .. .   well  do i have to spell it out for you.!

The walls started shakin n the tunnel started quakin   and then suddenly,  with out warning,   it just did what all respectful bloated carcases do. . .

                    K A      B O O M. . .! ! !.

After a comparatively uneventful flight through the air,  apart from some confused looking ducks,

T2gns  found himself back,  dazed in the dessert,  with a few tumbles and a thud..

Wiping  green steamy gunk from his  eyes  in lips.  he surveyed his new surroundings.  Stretched,

yawned n said in a pragmatic fashion.  .  .  .     I'm  hungry...

tonys 2 guns.. 🫨

[Oaktree]

Lols that’s quite a tale @tonys 2 guns

How are we gonna unshrink you? Might have to stick you back in the time machine and send you to the future? Hope for the best!

Meggle

[tonys]

Just please..   If you do @Oaktree .   Make sure theirs no fly in the time machine with me.

We all saw how that movie ended up.   🤨   t2gns

[Oaktree]

@tonys 

I’ll take your word for it. I didn’t see that movie. I will get the flyspray or fly swatter out for you.

Meggle

[LeChuck]

@Oaktree If we're getting out sprays... How about one of those water spritz bottles for when@tonys is misbehaving? *Spritz spritz* "Bad tonys!"

[LeChuck]

I actually completely love tonys mischief but I also love spritzing...

[Oaktree]

@LeChuck 

I love that idea! Let’s spritz @tonys 

If we put a bit of alcohol in it he will probably enjoy it so let’s make it smell of skunk spritzer. Soon he will smell like his relatives the Cut Throat Gang!

Meggle