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Managing thoughts of suicide & self-harm

Battles

Dreamy
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Re: Battles

@MJG017 it's just so frustrating and I hate it. You always have my support and compassion no matter what. I like your long posts or any posts from you. I was trying to find my lip gloss which seems to have disappeared from my bedside table (just a little concerned as things have been moved and it's not anywhere here) anyway I found the little Xmas cracker jokes that I sent to you ages ago, it made me smile and I'm so thankful for everything you have done for me. 

MJG017
Senior Contributor

Re: Battles

@Dreamy 

Knowing i brought a smile to your face, brings one to mine. I know we can both use some smiles.  Oh, those x-mas jokes!  I remember them well!  There is something about terrible jokes that just makes you laugh.  I guess that's the point of how bad they usually are.

Dreamy
Senior Contributor

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@MJG017 we can definitely both use some smiles. I'm gonna send some cheesy jokes through tomorrow from my calendar 😊. You've helped me get through some really dark days and nights and for that I'm extremely thankful. 

MJG017
Senior Contributor

Re: Battles

@Dreamy 

I just wish all i had to help you through was some bad jokes and long posts.

Dreamy
Senior Contributor

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@MJG017 you help me through in lots of ways. You are the first person i made a connection with here, at that time just knowing that someone cared meant so much to me. Now look how much we have shared over the time we have known each other here. Just you being here helps more than you could ever know. 

MJG017
Senior Contributor

Re: Battles

@Dreamy 

I must admit, it's been quite a ride. 😁  We just need to keep using our little oasis from the outside world that we've both found right here.

 

I didn't realise it was after 12.30.  I should head off and attempt to get some sleep.  Maybe i'll have better luck tonight than i did last night.  I hope you can manage to get some as well.

Dreamy
Senior Contributor

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@MJG017 yes this oasis right here is better than the real world that's for sure. 

 

I hope you can get some sleep. Night night, chat to you later 😊 

Dreamy
Senior Contributor

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Morning @MJG017. I got some cheesy jokes for ya 😊.

 

What's the funniest fish?

 

A piranha-ha-ha

 

Why are monsters messy eaters?

 

Because they're always goblin.

 

Why don't snakes know how much they weigh? 

 

They're always losing their scales. 

 

Why did the hog have a stomachache?

 

He pigged out at dinner. 

 

 

You got any plans for the day? 

MJG017
Senior Contributor

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@Dreamy 

Maybe we could fortify the oasis and barricade ourselves in! 🤣  And definitely keep the rest of outside work out.  It really hasn't given us much.

 

So I can't leave those jokes go unchallenged...

What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?

Ketchup

 

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore 

 

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

 

What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest

 

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field

 

My only plan for today is to take it easy.  I did just go down for a haircut, so i guess that counts.  Picked up some cornflakes as well.  Such a busy morning! 😴  I have a dinner tonight in the city with that hospital steering committee i'm on.  It's quite an expensive place, but I don't have to pay.  Such a pity I can't eat much these days. 😁  Plus it's Greek, so a lot of lamb and I don't really like lamb. 

 

Do you have any plans today?  Other that trying to keep the world out of course.

Dreamy
Senior Contributor

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@MJG017 yes let's barricade ourselves in here 😂.

 

Loving all those jokes. I'll send some more later. 

 

Taking it easy sounds like a good plan. Oooh a nice new haircut, that's always a nice feeling and you got cornflakes so that's 2 wins for the day. Hopefully you enjoy the dinner tonight even if you can't eat much, as long as you have good company there. I don't eat much lamb either so it wouldn't even be worth sneaking me in 😂.

 

I made my couple of phone calls which all made me leave a message, I hate that more than making the phone call 😂. I'm laying on my lounge dozing off for a few minutes at a time, sooo drained. Definitely keeping that outside world out, it's too scary out there. 

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