Or @Adge
as your personal advisor
I can get by with a little help from my friends...
my meaning behind this honest people, not little helpers which I had no concept of in life or in the words at the time that the song came out.
A naive, over protected daughter..
back to...
as your personal advisor I would make a suggestion of a slightly different adaptation within parliament.
Keep the politicians who actually do work and help, as much as they are allowed to within their capacity, the people who voted them in.
Increase the pay of those worthy politicians on probation; under the requirement of completing questionnaires, surveys, waiting on phone lines for all government assistance whilst being reminded that they are valued
The rest can be made redundant; apply for jobkeeper? or disaster payment?
Bearing in mind that all of their assets would have to be used before being eligible for any payment.
This would of course take them well past retirement if counting their superannuation as well. Superannuation laws appear to be able to be changed at whim.
There would be no aged pension at this stage as jobkeeper and disaster payments will have eaten up all future social security payments.
As far as in home care they again would have to use their own funds first.
Any moneys left would be taken by any nursing home that is still managing to operate.
Back to there first being made redundant and applying for job keeper, payment, relief whatever. They must also ring the 13....phone number and please stay on line, your call is important to us. Just in case you have not heard that before.
After waiting for several hours, being invited to leave their name and phone number as they will receive a call back.
They must be aware that they will only receive one call and should they not answer that one call, they will not receive another.
Regardless of any emergency, life threatening situation, or purely having to use the bathroom. They did not answer that one call. Consequences.
Keeping in mind that if that call is missed...chances pretty high...they have to then go back to starting point..
How can they fund jobkeeper now there is a question. They can choose to use money that they do not have ....the more frequently used option......
or they could be brave and reduce the salaries of all CEO's in high earning corporations...
This, giving said CEOs an opportunity to assist the people of this country....oh wait a minute their clients...customers...people who pay for services, purchase their products...invest in shares...provide all funds for shareholders and board members.
Perhaps we should ask the advice of our friends ...
Have we any left...?
I think that everyone thinks that I have totally lost the plot altogether. They do not have not the time to read through scrolls and scrolls of twaddle.
With us, at last count are; Christopher Robin; Piglet; Gum nut babies (2); Little bumble bee; a close friend of Shaun the sheep and little goat; Horrace a very clever bat who also knows Shaun the sheep; a black beetle as well as an unconscious tiggr.
Other members still in the troupe are on annual leave.
This is what can happen when self isolating for too long. Starved of conversation with different people.
Travelling somewhere different.
I enjoyed writing such a farce, however there is absolutely no need for anyone to read it....
Cheers all
Sophia
possibly used to be Tiggr
